May the pink angels visit your dreams

manywinged:

manywinged:

i’ve been super stressed and overworked lately so i’ve been craving a cigarette really badly but i quit years ago and i don’t really want to buy a whole pack when i know i’ll only smoke one or two of them anyway, so instead whenever i feel like i can’t take it anymore i just vividly imagine myself taking a smoke break in my head and the crazy thing is it actually makes me feel better. i feel like the 4chan burger tulpa guy.

using my psionic powers to give myself a tasty little treat without succumbing to the weakneses of the flesh

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

frankierohugejorts:

pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs

wyldstallyn:

wyldstallyn:

love him

kormantic:

parlezvousladybug:

assassinregrets:

unashamedmercury:

trilllizardstrikesback:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

whoisbobx:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

mynameisdoofthelizardandamspooky:

toph-beif0ng:

rosslynpaladin:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

this

C o m e d yy

Some recent gems:

And of course there’s

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

paperandpencilsandskips:

Fish that stares at gay people

computerheroboy:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

punkitt-is-here:

whenever i see those *throws everything across the room with my psychic abilities* posts this is what i see

metalgearsolidyaoi:

LETS HEAR IT FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS CAN WE GET APPLAUSE FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS