edwarrdelric:

edward elric and his incredible bad fashion choices.

requested by kirahvikoira & based on x

emmasprincesscurls:

agender envy, asexual riza, and aromantic alphonse all creating shirts that read “the a team”

(Source: riboku)

(Source: curiousotaku)

acciopenguins:

this is my last transmutation, so sit back and enjoy the show

bilbo-greene:

MIDDLE-EARTH EDITS | 2/?

kyoukai no kanata: main four

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

(Source: meowgoesthebear)

Conversation I overheard at work

Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.